Quips

1. Sean, Alec and I were sitting on the floor setting Alec's Christmas toy for a long time. After a while, I cannot feel my feet.

Me: "Ugh....my feet!"

Alec: "Are your feet old, Mom?"

2. Alec was queuing to meet Santa. Santa's elf was helping the line to stay in order.

Alec whisper and said: "Mom, the elf's mouth smell like Sammy's diaper"