Quips

Alec: "Mom! Don't come here!"
Me: "Ok, what did you do?"
Alec: "My bum just exploded"
Nice...
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Alec: "Josh! Where are you? I have something special for you!"
Joshua: "I'm here Alec"
Alec: "Look what I've got"
Josh: "What?"
Alec: "A dart gun! Grandma bought this for me, we can share. But be very careful ok? It's very expensive"
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Alec's cousin, Joshua, had a fight with Carson, Joshua's little brother.
Alec: "My Mom said I cannot say stupid because it's a bad word. So when you call someone stupid, you are being naughty and need a time out. So you better not say stupid anymore"
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Sean: "Alec! Where are you? Look what grandma got for you to play!"
Alec ran excitedly out of his bedroom and lookdown from the banister, had a big smile on his face.."What is it?"
Sean: "Another dart gun! Look it's automatic! You don't have to cock it like the one you have now!"
Sean acidentally shoot Alec on the eye. Unfortunately Sean laughed.
Sean: "Oops! Sorry!"
Alec: "THAT'S IS SO BAD WORD !!! YOU ARE BEING BAD WORD , DADDY!!
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Alec eat some treats and had chocolates under his nose.
Me: "Sweetie, you have something under your nose" (Alec thought it was a bugger)
Alec: "Daddy, would you be so kind use your fingger clean my nose?"
Sean: "No way, dude!"
Alec: "Ok..! But I'm going to kiss you!"
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Me: "Alec, please keep up with us, or we are going to miss our flight. We are very late"
Alec: "I'm trying to button up my t-shirt"
Me: "Don't button them all the way up. You will look like a dork"
Alec: "But Mom, I am a dork"
Me: "Do you even know what dork means?"
Alec: "Uh-huh"
Me: "What?"
Alec: "That means I am cool"
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Alec: "Mommy....! Come to my bedroom right now...."
Me: "Can you ask me nicely?"
Alec: "Can you come to my bedroom, please?
Alec had a doctor set displayed on his bed "Look!"
Me: "O-my! Are you a doctor today?"
Alec: "Uh-huh! Sit down on my chair Mom. Here, open your mouth" and 'flop' ! He fed me a termometer to check my temperature...
Me: "I think I have a jetlag. I am very sleepy right now"
Alec: "Sit down. And put that back into your mouth" flopped the termometer back into my mouth and acted busy like a real doctor...