Quip du Jour

I was working on my computer and Alec jumped into our bed next to me.

Me: "I need you to clean up and change into pajamas please"
Alec: "You always want me to clean up or put pajamas on"
I wink at someone and said "Somebody has to do it"
Me: "No, I'm not going to change"
Sean: "Alec, when Mom said you need to put pajamas on you have to"
Alec: "Well, you're not the boss"
Sean: "But she is the boss, Alec"
Alec: "I'm going to change to pajamas but I'm not going to brush my teeth because I still want to snack and I'm not going to shower because I showered yesterday"
lovely...