Quip du Jour

I was driving home from Alec's school when some reckless motorcyclist cut me off from my left to make a right turn without signaling.
Me: "O, dude!"
Alec: "Why did you say that, Mom?"
Me: "I almost hit that guy, because he cut me off without signaling"
Alec: "Why didn't you beep him, Mom?"
Me: "Because my horn is too loud and it's rude to honk loudly. I feel bad for the car next to me"
Alec: "Mom, when I'm big and I can drive a car, and if someone cut you off like that, I will chase that motorcycle and beep at him. And I will buy a radio like Daddy's car, and you can talk to me from the car. And I will drive with you"
don't I feel safe already...