Quips

Alec was showing his lunch box...
Alec: "Hi Mom. Look what I have"
Me: "What's inside?"
Alec: "It's a secret"
Me: "What's the secret?"
Alec: "You see, if I tell you, it won't be a secret anymore"
Me: "But I'm your Mom...tell me anyway".
Alec: "O.....k. This is my computer. Take a look"
Alec opened his lunch box and it was filled with marbles.
Alec: "These are the keyboard. I'm typing now, beep-beep-beep, can you read what I typed?"
Me: "I can't read it. What does it say?"
Alec: "It says I want a real gun"

2. Alec: "Pssst. Dad," Alec made a sign language for Sean to approach him closely and said: "...come here. I want to tell you a secret"
Sean: "What is it?"
Alec: "You are my favorite..."
Sean had a big smile on his face and Alec continued: "...don't tell Mom, she is my favorite, too"