Wii conversation

1. Alec: "Hey, Mom! Do you want to see me whack somebody?"
Me: "Sweetie, that sounds awful"
Alec: "Whaaat? Daddy said it"

2. Alec: "Do you know what a slow gun is?"
Me: "Tell me"
Alec: "Well, I'll tell you. Slow gun is a gun with this sniper look. This gun only shoot one bullet per second but can REALLY shoot the bad guy good".
(like is there 'not really' shoot the bad guy?)

3. Sean: "I think you're done. Let Mommy have a turn"
Alec: "But Dad! Girls don't play games...."
Me: "EXCUSE ME?"
Alec looked shock and he have had this coy smile on his face.
Alec: "So why don't you ever play Wii?"
Me: "Because you are enjoying it so much and I want you to have fun"
Alec: "O Mom, you're too good....."