Quips

1. One early morning, Alec tip toeing into our bedroom and 'gently' poked Sean's nose.
Alec whispering: "Dad...? Daaad..."
Sean: "Hm?"
Alec: "I have the game ready for us..."
Sean: "What about sleeping?"
Alec: "Come on, Dad. The Germans are attacking"

2. Alec: "Mom, do you want to watch me play Wii?"
Me: "Um...do you want me to?
Alec: "Come. I'm getting really good at it." Alec started the game and said: "This is about the Germans attacking the French people. They took everything and made everybody cried. But don't worry, I can shoot from far away using this sniper gun, and I can crawl, too."
Who are you and what have you done with my kid?

3. Every time Alec drew a family picture, it always a picture of parents and a child next to a simple house with 3 motorbikes.
Alec: "I have something for you.."
Me: "O, that is so sweet! But it's missing one thing, though. How about Sammy?"
Alec: "Well, army is not really a place for a baby. It's quite dangerous"

4. Alec's pajamas getting so small and I was teasing him about it...
Me: "Wow! Look at that sexy butt"
Alec: "This is very powerful butt"

5. Sammy and I were sitting on the floor trying to get her hair done. Alec played some games very seriously and suddenly screamed: "Mom! Mom! Come here, quick!"
Me: "What? What happened?"
Alec handed me the controller and said: "Hold this, please! Keep shooting! Don't let me die!"
He then ran so fast to the back room, so I said: "Where are you going??"
Alec: "I just need to fluff really quick!!!" ... and quickly ran back.