Quips

1. Alec: "Mom, I've been thinking..."
Me: "Shoot!"
Alec: "If I have to wait until I'm 18 to have a motorbike, that means I have to have 18 birthdays"
Me: "Correct. Because you're 4 and a half now, you have 14 more birthdays to go"
Alec: "But, but, what if I don't want motorbike by my 18th birthday, I will waste all my "waitings". So, let's buy it now"

2. Sammy handed a piece of puzzle to Sean and babbling baby talk sounds like (paw-junk)
Sean: "I don't understand what you're saying, Sam"
Alec: "Dad...! She said "pasang!!". She wants you to put the puzzle together!" ... Alec looks at me, rolls his eyes and shakes his head.

3. Sammy gave me her shoes and said: "You-s! You-s!"
Me: "O, do you want me to put your shoes on?"
Sam: "Yes! Peas..." Alec stared at her and said: "There's something wrong with her tongue!"

4. Alec dragged me to his bedroom and said: "Mom! Come and see! I need to show you something" Alec had chairs ready.
Me: "What is it?"
Alec: "Sit, Mom. Well. I will give you the narration...
A transformer is a robot that can change into many things. I have 4 transformers with me right now. What you're about to see is going to blow your mind. What happen... if I put bumble bee here next to optimus prime... a little click here... a little help, please? There." And Alec goes on and on.
Alec put together 4 transformers robot became 1 giant robot, with weapons.
Alec: "Ta-da!!! Isn't brilliant?"

5. We passed on a cemetery and Alec exclaim: "Hey! That's where we put dead people"
Me: "How did you get so smart?"
Alec: "I have growing brain"

6. Sean was tapping the desk with his foot and made squeaky noise
Alec: "Dad, you're hurting my ears"
Sean: "You hurting my nose with your fluff earlier"
Alec laughed so hard and said: "I spread the joy"