Quips

1. Alec was pinching his nose bridge with his two fingers...
Me: "What's a matter? Do you have a headache?"
Alec: "Because you talk a lot".

2. Alec was playing badminton with Amin...
Me: "Alec! Lunch is ready! Wash your hands and come to the table, please!"
Alec packed the set and walked next to me and said: "I have my hands dirty for nothing"

3. At the airport...
Alec: "Dad, look at that toy store. I want to buy that but Mom said they seem break easy"
Sean: "They do"
Alec: "Is it because its bad quality, Dad?"

4. Me: "Let's bath and change into our pajamas"
Alec: "But, but, but, but......"
Me: "No but, please"
Alec: "It's not convenience for me"

5. Alec made a breakdance move and said: "Did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see me?"
Me: "I sure did"
Alec: "Can Josh do that, Mom"
Me: "I don't know sweetie, I never see him does that"
Alec: "Mom, you are a mom. You should know everything!"

6. Me: "If you want to watch a movie in my bedroom, bring your own pillow and your teddy here"
Alec was happily playing with Sean and suddenly made "you disturbed me" face, and I gave him a look back as saying "I don't like that you giving me a look". Alec immediately smiled and gave me a "soldier's salute" and marching to his bedroom.