Quip du Jour

Alec was holding a candy can filled with rubber bands when he watched Spongebob movie. He accidentally put a rubber band in his mouth.
Me: "Eew, that's gross Alec. Why did you do that?"
Alec: "I don't know...what's wrong with me, Mommy?"
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Alec was standing on his shoe on top of the stool, pretending that he was on the surfing board. He was about to tip over...
Alec: "Mom! Help me! Catch me! I'm going to fall!"
Alec fell over and said: "Wow... Where am I?"